We're not sure. If you want neat, go to some other site(though, as mentioned in Flaming Chickens Code:472 there is no such thing as a site better than this one). Not only that, but how do you know that YOU actually exist? Although I acted like an idiot. That also explains why normal stuff confuses me. Oh, guess what? Noone can do everything, so how can you expect a SIGN, with the I.Q. It's not like I have anything better to do. The form link is to a 100% fake TAB registration form that you can fill out just for laughs. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. Or maybe it's notI meanwon't the quality *snicker* of my work deteriorate if I am no longer writing for the target audience of me? *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? This morning, my Mom came home from work. Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever. We never spam. Now, don't get me wrong. Of course, you also end life by sneezing, eating, sleeping, and watching T.V. 100% of something. *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! Plus, the fire gradually gets louder, and hotter, and smokier. It's amazing, it's incredible, it's unbelievable. Either way, I'm here. One guy was a "shock therepy" patienthe was a good actor. TAB members got pizzalots of pizzaand candy. Or maybe I just wanna go to bed. By clicking Accept, you consent to the use of ALL the cookies. I want SOME free time. But for now I can only dream of that. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. Before we knew it, we were on the road. How can I survive without the sticky goodness? I bet it does. He sneaks into neighboring homes, and takes clothing, wrapped christmas presents, and anything he can find. What line of buisness, do you ask? And mildly weirded-out. I bet you wanna go eat some Ketchup covered Dum-B Gon right now, while watching "reality" TV. Okay. It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. Or would it be cheating if I didn't have multiple personalities? GrrrrI had a nifty rant all planned out in my head. JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. Okay, fire is loud. I got to go to a huge library, and see Terminator 3 at the local theater. I'm back. How did Faulkner pull it off? is a question many a fledgling writer has asked themselves while struggling through a period of apprenticeship like that novelist John Barth describes in his 1999 talk My Faulkner. Barthreorchestrated his literary heroes, he says, in search of my writerly selfdownloading my innumerable predecessors as only an insatiable green apprentice can. Surely a great many writers can relate when Barth says, it was Faulkner at his most involuted and incantatory who most enchanted me. For many a writer, the Faulknerian sentence is an irresistible labyrinth. *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. Code 452 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that the Patron Saint of Paperclips (ME!!!) I'll only say that it was the first game you could "talk" to and was the first (and only) N64 virtual pet. According to my theory that everything is real. I can even see the shadow of my hand on the wall from the light those things shed. I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. Between her bickering with my sister, and obsessivly playing neopets games, I don't know what to do with her. By the time you're eighty, you'll have enough ear jewelry to open up your own jewelry shop. And I can't think of anything else to do. I can't believe I'm bothering to do this. You don't know either? Advertisement. William Faulkner in 1954 (Photo: Wikimedia Commons Public Domain)This post may contain affiliate links. WANNA SEE ME PULL A TAPEWORM OUTTA MY ****!! Okay. Only if I had multiple personalities. When I start playing a game, I am on 0. I see your EVIL plot now, Hypothetical Reader! That's not fair! A complete and total degregation of our societies values. Sure, some of this "fasion" stuff is cool and all, but all it shows is that you had the three and three-quarters brain cells required to copy someone else's "look". I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. I wonder why anyone would read this? *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. I'm so special. For all you, the uninformed consumer, could know, it might have rat poison in it. But, act now, or it will be too late, and you will be one of the losers that we'll be laughing at, assuming we have air to laugh with. ONly not really. If you can still think during all that incessent beeping, you'll probably find evidence that I'm really paranoid. Longest Word in English (189,819 Letters) a guest . So. It is now my civic duty to discover this ancient mystery, and reveal it to the uncaring world. Purposly damaging the skin so you can look "attractive". "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" We could all breath a sigh of relief as parents kept their children inside, away from the evil truck drivers and near the T.V. With the exact same words, motions and emotions. I know. So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. This is specified in Code: 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook. If my sisteruhMrs. X were ever asked a question on the Civil War on a quiz show, she'd come up with nothing. I wonder what it's name would be. Is this eating up time? I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. We had to do an essay on a book. Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) I think. He can deactivate the machines, (squidies) but at great personal cost. His syntax has a way of weaving itself into the unconscious, emerging as fair to middling imitation. Longest English sentence - Wikipedia Wellseeya! *sniffle* I just want to have some FREAKIN' variety in my daily grind, you know? Which means that there are an infinite number of worlds with humanoid life. I'm back! And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. The events of Neo's dream unfold. It's an outrage! I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" Happy? Warning* Extremely long pasta. That will be a wonderous day. This sentence makes strategic use of the past perfect, two times. Maybe. Yes. Yeah, I know, regular schedule schools do that. HA! Seeya. Was it coherent? Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. Anyway, today's rant is about one of my many and various pet peeves: fasion andstuff. She likes sniffing potentially dangerous stuff, like electrical sockets. Sothe plan is going to fail. Not a member of Pastebin yet? Okay. Either way, Kodak is undeniably evil. WE have been having very profound thoughts lately. Ice cream trucks! Hello, everyone! You might be asked a question about them on a quiz show. What I liked best was the philosophy on choices. Never . I have officialy run out of ways I could have better spent my time. You cannot deny the logic of my thinking! Honestly, the more time I waste playing the game, the less time I'll work on this site and the less stuff you gotta read. in Books, Literature, Writing | March 14th, 2019 30 Comments. "Lots of death, lots and lots of death in this section. I previous time when I was studying with her (American Revolution, this time) I was trying to help her remember the difference between the Patriots(Patriotic to America) and the Loyalists (Loyal to Britain) She didn't know what the word patriotic meant. Gee, I hope not! She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). It's like grand-theft auto 3's talk show, you know, the one where there are Citizens Raging Against Phones? Okay. For that theory to work, I'd have to be psychicor in possesion of a freaky time-traveling computer. It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. There are not enough words in the English language to describe the sheer coolness of the fight choreography, special effects and the plot. I think. You must be caught in a time warp. Oooooo! (Although my mother does have a "earring tree".) Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. In some far off world, there are pokemonthere are an evil race of muffin like creatures, there is a world with ABSOLUTLY NO COMMERCIALS DURING TELEVISION! She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. *sigh* There are no topics anywhere near me. What a good idea! They're listening for a secrretno it's cause of a secret. That had nothing to do whatsoever with subliminal messagesit's just cool to say. She's evil. To support Open Cultures educational mission, please consider making a donation. They'll probably just call us weird and laugh at us, but that's beside the point! Could the pop-up blocker people have chosen a better means to advertise their product? Right now. Maybe I'd seen it before, and that's where I got the idea. Perhaps my family is just so weird, we've lost all sense of perspective. This has been my hourly Public Service Announcement that I only do when I feel like it. It's because of the "evil little faeries with sharp little teeth." Back to the present. Look how long this has gotten. Still no? Nowadays, postmodern fiction writers such as John Barth are still influenced by Faulkners run-on technique. It's been practically proven that Ketchup transforms into a highly intoxicating (non-addictive) delicious substance upon returning from the 5th Dimension. * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! The fake blood seeped into the open wound. He acted like he was really being tortured and stuff. Gambling is so much fun! Of course, if everything is realthen the Universe is pretty contradictory. And today's rant is a sort of philosophical one. To make up quotes from the non-existent Flaming Chicken Handbook, which Im sure you have a copy of. Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. The future is determined by the triangles, in a startling blue color which spin around in a zany manner. No guarantee that he'll succeed in saving Trinity. Which would be boring. Which I suppose may be a good thing, seeing as how I'm currently in a Longest Text Ever Rivalry with Galaxy Dreamer's site. This would lead to a better, more stable economy. Had this been an actual emergency, we would have bought up all the can openers and charged 3 cows and a pig for each one. Our definition is "a lung disease caused by inhalation of very fine silicate or quartz dust." The entry for this word can be found in our Medical Dictionary. Sorry if I complained a lot. That made little sense. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. While studying at Johns Hopkins University, Barth found himself writing about his native Eastern Shore Maryland in a pastiche style of middle Faulkner and late Joyce. He may have won some praise from a visiting young William Styron, but the finished opus didnt flyfor one thing, because Faulkner intimately knewhis Snopses and Compsons and Sartorises, as I did not know my made-up denizens of the Maryland marsh. The advice to write only what you know may not be worth much as a universal commandment. Here we go! Not that the aformentioned individual claims to have received hate mail (or mail of any kind) via a website link. You exploud. These so-called "pointless" signs are doing just what they were meant to do: entertain you! If you make a purchase, My Modern Met may earn an affiliate commission. Gotta goI think I hear a catchy jingle. That teaches our youth that it's okay to agree to help someone, and then ruin their experiment. Did I resume asking retorical questions? Everything is fine. And I feel that it's time for a FAKE commercial break, for the highly informed, obviously brain-dead consumer. about my site, and called me weird. Now I want all you loyal fans*cricket chirps* to go to the link to see what I'm like. I clarified, which countries fought in the Civil War. We also use third-party cookies that help us analyze and understand how you use this website. But people buy name brands. Aren't they regressed to a child-like state? Number Nine: Now it's just getting redundant, isn't it? Not only that, but there are an infinite number of different kinds of intelligent life. SEEYA! Either way, he got assasinated. It'd be like when you go to the bottom of the ocean, only with gravity instead of pressure*shudders* Pressure is evil, too. On almost all the "purified" water bottles I've ever seen it has the following mesage: "Purified through reverse osmosis. I'd probably lose money, but the concept is interesting. I'm tired. aSk anybody. Fighting in the American Civil War? Sonaturally I put her arch-enemy in my pocket and brought it home with me. The height is regained at night, when you're laying down. If you have something better to do, why wouldn't you be doing it right now? *gagged reader glares* What's that? Since all that nifty air isn't pressin' on you, your guts and stuff are free to go wherever they want, and the EVIL little things decide to roam around. It only takes a little light to help those thingies, and smoke detectors provide more than a little. Do you know I never even had a computer untill just a few months ago (that's why I'm obsessivly writing here) So I won't pity you if you're computer dies for unexpected reasons. I'm tired. Okay. I've seen it. Come on, think about it! Doesn't that just make you proud to be weird? 20 min ago e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. I took a whole bunch of personality quizzes and posted them there. Now I'm back again. Now THAT'S just weird. TWO MILES? Why can't I have more readers?! You see, if you memorize stuff, you only have to remember that the answer to number 6 is Clara Barton for a week, rather than having to remember that Clara Barton started the Red Cross for the rest of you life. 16 min ago c)I have an extremly irrational fear of that. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. I highly recommend you see the movie yourself. No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. Wellbetter go before one of my two and half sane readers falls asleep:) Seeya! The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! I admit it. Why not click on the Very Weird Stuff link to see more, or click on the music link? I ended up writing things during the time of night when EVERYTHING is hilarious, including the word sheep. Now I'd better go and torture my Moose with it:) I am officially back. Yes, it goes on and on my friend. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? Soair pressure can be a good thing. I'm gonna quit for now. 3,861 . It was down for a whole day or so 'cause of all the traffic I got from my new quizes. And don't even get me started on earrings. This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. Furthormore, is it considered accepted behavior to talk to these dead reptiles, in a cooey, baby talky kind of voice? We use cookies on our website to give you the most relevant experience by remembering your preferences and repeat visits. WE got it at Wal-mart. I know, unlikely, huh? Food industires would be buying cars, gas and music. Unless you have a digital camera, which are a symbol of freedom from the old ways and willing enslavement to the new ways. It says that in black ander lime green! They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. there were bugs. Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". BRINGING $#$$# KIDS IN A BAR!? Gone would be the days when parents told children to play outside, it's a nice day. And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. I can work with mistrust. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. Never mind. I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! When I tried to talk to him, he tossed it away nonchalantly and pretended he hadn't heard me. Here are 65 examples of long sentences ranging from the relatively brief 96 words to one of the longest sentences at 2,156 words. And, once again, I have proof that someone actually took the time (two hours) to read this entire Longest Text Ever! But the point is, if I were, say, freakily allergic to a random mineral, I could read the ingredients and not eat the salt. So am I. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! For the benefit of you, the readerwho may or may not exist. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. Goodbye for nowNow I'm back. Do you care? This 1,288-Word Run-On Sentence by William Faulkner Broke Records If I did, would I stop this? Wooooooo! OR something. In any caseI should probably find a topic. As you may or may not know, small children swarm the ice cream trucks. It even SOUNDS weird. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. The winner not only gets the million-dollar prize, they get the chance to produce the show they created. There are not going to be conspiraciesor humor of any kind. 11. I can clone myself and form and angry mob? You could be the figment of someone else's dream. If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. Welllet's see. But for a different reason. Sonow I am down to one and a half readers. There's even a money back guarantee. Was it on purpose, or was it just some mistake? Since I'm not particualarly inspired at the moment, I should leave and let you gather what is left of your sanity. You feel very, very honored. I could be playing neopets, but ever since my bad experience with Treasure Planet, I don't feel like it. Think about it. Our mind's cannot conceive of the vastness of infinity. Ya know ya got ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya boy you got caught with them and then ya got a robot in the car with a car in your head that was the best dog ever and you can call me and call him when I wanna is it time I get off work I will see if I gotta I wanna is a time I got a ride truck truck ride and iiiuuyr. I would have sold the monkey and the organ and been able to eat for at least a year. How absurd. It sucks. Back to the original topic! You'll wear these "festive" earings for about a day and then abandon them in some dark cranny of your closet because you simply can't wear the same earrings two years in a row for heaven's sake! Yes. I don't exactly know where it isoh, well. That's all. The huge run-on sentence consists of 1,288 words and countless clauses. I should be asleep. (and redundancy!) But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. I better go. Immediatly, my mother started complaining. I'll just have to do the very best that I can. My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. Some of my pages have stuff written in to make search engines recognize me, but it doesn't seem to be working. The only reason the makers of Cheese-Nips don't get sued is because of the tast difference and Cheese Nips are made of real "cheese" rather than cheez. Number Three: I could have studied and stuff. Once we are on our Lunar Landing Site, we will engage in many exciting activites, primarily related to suffucating and starving. Good for it. Its in the mail, I promise! There are now longer sentences in English writing. America? That is the only possible explanation as to why it upsets her so much. Especially since I don't have viewers. Another thing that bothers me is organ grinders. Or what if you took big ol' slobbery licks? responsible for any faulty wiring or lack thereof in your computer. Well, seeya *waves brightly* I got to go to my Grendel (really cool book) project for school. And still frustrated. The following is an extremely weird poem-thingy that I wrote when I was in a relatively weird mood: never mind that noise my dear can anyone pass the cheese only if you say pretty please oh, boy do I have to sneeze.
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